Hamilton Porter, or Ham as he is called by the boys, is the team's catcher and general trash-talker. He often criticizes Scottie, with his most famous quote, "You're killing me, Smalls!" becoming a pop culture icon. He is good as baseball, but ends up becoming a boxer as an adult, adopting the name "The Great Hambino" in reference to Babe Ruth, his baseball idol.

Ham yelling, probably trash talking as well. He's a very loud character, and that's saying a lot!