Park Calendar

• January: New Year’s Thrill Fest – Kick off the year with back-to-back coaster rides (vomit cleanup not included).

• February: Valentine’s Date Night – Ride the Tunnel of Love (or the Tunnel of Doom, your choice).

• March: Spring Break Madness – Unlimited rides, questionable safety.

• April: Rain or Shine Ride Challenge – We run the coasters no matter what. Bring a poncho.

• May: Mystery May – New ride debuts, but we won’t tell you which one. Just get on and hope.

• June – August: Summer Heatwave – Free water refills (if you can find the station).

• September: Back-to-School Bash – Special discounts for students who show up with a failing report card.

• October: Fright Fest – The haunted house is scarier because we don’t even pay actors. They just live there.

• November: Thanks-for-Surviving Festival – Celebrate making it through the season with free leftover turkey on a stick.

• December: Holiday Havoc – Christmas lights, roller coaster Santa, and the annual "Escape the Yeti" snow maze.

Dates and events subject to change with zero notice and even less planning.