😂 The Funny Page – Kris’s Flags

Where flags get funky and facts get questionable.

🧠 Totally Real Flag Facts (Definitely Not Made Up*)

• The flag of Antarctica is just a blank white sheet… because it got lost in a snowstorm.

• Vexillology is the study of flags, but Vextrology is the study of people who get way too mad about the wrong flag emoji.

• The first flag was actually just a caveman holding up a large leaf yelling, “This is my rock now.”

🏴‍☠️ Rejected Flag Ideas

• A flag that changes colors depending on your mood (it kept breaking up with people).

• A glitter flag. Looked cool until it rained.

• A flag that played the national anthem when waved. Too many accidental concerts.

😂 We Asked AI to Design Flags…

• One had a taco riding a skateboard over a rainbow. 🇲🇽🛹🌈

• Another was just a cat with laser eyes and the words “Respect Me” in Comic Sans.

• Honestly... 10/10 would fly both of them.

🧢 Flag Pickup Line of the Week

"Are you a flag? 'Cause I wanna raise you up and show you off to the whole world." 😏

🕵️‍♂️ Flag Crimes (A Very Serious List)

• Using a pirate flag to claim your neighbor’s pool.

• Flying your laundry as a temporary national symbol.

• Declaring your bedroom a sovereign state because you don’t wanna do chores.