Are you doing absolutely AWFUL in school? Are you failing all your classes? Are you on the brink of dropping out of school and becoming HOMELESS? Do you really want THAT happening to you? You wanna live on the streets? Eat rats for dinner? Live in a CARDBOARD BOX? Yes? Well YOU absolutely came to the wrong place.

If you don't, however, then you're in the right place! Lance Bautista's VERY trustworhy tutoring yeahhhhh business will help YOU get better at school. Struggling in math? He'll force equations down your throat? Science? Switch out those equations for chemicals! (Disclaimer: Lance Bautista will not force chemicals NOR equations NOR anything down your mouth. That's probably illegal.)

This is you BEFORE taking my tutoring classes.

This will be you AFTER!